Dear Neon + Leon,
How come when I try to do the splits in the routine I'm working on for Debacuhery! my pants always split open? PLEASE HELP!!! Also, you are the 2 HAWTEST people I've ever seen onstage, although when I met you after the show you seemed pretty regular. Super psyched to see you at the January show!
The secret is STRETCH. There is a reason that jeggings became so popular (a little spandex never hurt anyone, well, no one I know). Leggings still run rampant throughout the fashion world (thanks Lilo, ps, I'm still waiting for you to text me Sam Ronson's number), and YES, I wear them like pants get off my case. Back on topic... AS STRIPPERS WE NEED STRETCH!!! so when you are looking for things to wear to do the splits in, or if your act calls for a super high kick, remember to go STRETCHY as HELL or you are gonna be showing the kinds of things that bars have been shut down over and we can't have that. Even though maybe we WANT to have that. Whatever, "THE LAW". Also, you could just take your pants off before you do the splits, make sure those undies is stretchy though, okaaay?
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